Those Who Are Entitled To

Never Pretend To Have Money Except When You Are In Straits. The Poor Man Who Pretends To Have A Bank Account Betters His Credit And Takes No Risk. But The Prosperous Individual Who Counts His Money In The Street, Forthwith Will Be Invited To Attend A Charity Bazaar.

Be It Ever So Humble, There's No Place Like Home When It Comes To Wearing What You Like.

For Parlor Use, The Vague Generality Is A Life Saver.

Only The More Rugged Mortals Should Attempt To Keep Up On Current Literature.

A Good Jolly Is Worth What You Pay For It.