The Music Teacher Came Twice

If You Have To Be Burned At The Stake, Be A Good Fellow And Collect Your Own Fire-wood.

Always Interline A Contract Before Signing It, Merely To Impress The Party Of The First Part. The One Who Puts His Signature To Articles Of Agreement Drawn Up By The Other Fellow Is Establishing A Dangerous Precedent.

A Good Musical Comedy Consists Largely Of Disorderly Conduct Occassionally Interrupted By Talk.

Where Ignorance Is Not Bliss, Get Wise!

If A Man Does Not Go About His Work With Enthusiasm, It Means That He Has Not Yet Found A Work That He Likes. Every Mortal Is A Busy Bee When He Comes To The Task That Destiny Has Set Aside For Him.