Where Ignorance Is Not Bliss,

I Got The Breaks. Starting From Nowhere In The Corn Belt, I Helped Edit A Country Weekly, Then Was Jack-of-all-departments On An Obscure Daily, So That When I Arrived In A Big City Everything I Tackled In The Line Of Column Conducting And Syndicate Peddling And Playwriting Had To Bring Promotion, Because I Had No Social Standing Which Could Be Endangered, No Reputation To Toss Away And No Pride Which Might Suffer A Setback. Everything I Acquired Had To Be Velvet. You Cannot Lose Your Silver Spoon If You Are Brought Up On Pewter.

The Only Literary Men Are Those Who Have To Work At It.

Do Unto Yourself As Your Neighbours Do Unto Themselves And Look Pleasant.

Too Many Trained Nurses Discommode Cupid.

A Good Musical Comedy Consists Largely Of Disorderly Conduct Occassionally Interrupted By Talk.