Give The People What They

In The City A Funeral Is Just An Interruption Of Traffic; In The Country It Is A Form Of Popular Entertainment.

I Got The Breaks. Starting From Nowhere In The Corn Belt, I Helped Edit A Country Weekly, Then Was Jack-of-all-departments On An Obscure Daily, So That When I Arrived In A Big City Everything I Tackled In The Line Of Column Conducting And Syndicate Peddling And Playwriting Had To Bring Promotion, Because I Had No Social Standing Which Could Be Endangered, No Reputation To Toss Away And No Pride Which Might Suffer A Setback. Everything I Acquired Had To Be Velvet. You Cannot Lose Your Silver Spoon If You Are Brought Up On Pewter.

A Rose By Any Other Name Would Smell As Sweet, But Would Not Cost Half As Much During The Winter Months.

Early To Bed And Early To Rise Is A Bad Rule For Anyone Who Wishes To Become Acquainted With Our Most Prominent And Influential People.

Life Is A Series Of Relapses And Recoveries.