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You Are Very Clever," Said The Old Man Shyly. "i Would Like To Eat Your Brains, One Day.

Cats Gravitate To Kitchens Like Rocks Gravitate To Gravity.

The Students Were Staring At Her In The Manner Of Those Who Have Heard Of The Species 'female' But Have Never Expected To Get This Close To One.

If Words Had Weight, A Single Sentence From Death Would Have Anchored A Ship.

One Of The Recurring Philosophical Questions Is: 'does A Falling Tree In The Forest Make A Sound When There Is No One To Hear?' Which Says Something About The Nature Of Philosophers , Because There Is Always Someone In A Forest. It May Only Be A Badger, Wondering What That Cracking Noise Was, Or A Squirrel A Bit Puzzled By All The Scenery Going Upwards, But Someone.