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If You Really Want To Upset A Witch, Do Her A Favor Which She Has No Means Of Repaying. The Unfulfilled Obligation Will Nag At Her Like A Hangnail.

Everywhere's Been Where It Is Ever Since It Was First Put There. It's Called Geography.

I Decided At School That The Only Sensible Way To Make A Living By Arranging Words In A Pleasing Order Was By Working On Newspapers, Because You Got Paid At The End Of The Week Or The End Of The Month.

I Like The Idea Of Democracy. You Have To Have Someone Everyone Distrusts.

It's A Terrible Thing For A Man When His Woman Gangs Up On Him Wi' A Toad