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There Were Two Ways Of Looking At The World, But Only One When You Are Starving.

There Was A Man And He Had Eight Sons. Apart From That, He Was Nothing More Than A Comma On The Page Of History. It's Sad, But That's All You Can Say About Some People.

History, Contrary To Popular Theories, Is Kings And Dates And Battles.

It's Not Brits Who Think American Readers Are A Bunch Of Whinging Morons With The Geo-social Understanding Of A Wire Coathanger, It's American Editors.

Nanny Ogg Knew How To Start Spelling 'banana', But Didn't Know How You Stopped.