My Dream Holiday Would Be

Voodoo Is A Very Interesting Religion For The Whole Family, Even Those Members Of It Who Are Dead.

A Good Plan Isn't One Where Someone Wins, It's Where Nobody Thinks They've Lost.

They Looked At One Another In Incomprehension, Two Minds Driving Opposite Ways Up A Narrow Street And Waiting For The Other Man To Reverse First.

But That Was Just It - Hate Was Exactly The Right Word. Hate Is A Force Of Attraction. Hate Is Just Love With Its Back Turned.

She'd Stopped Reading The Kind Of Women's Magazine That Talked About Romance And Knitting And Started Reading The Kind Of Women's Magazine That Talked About Orgasms, But Apart From Making A Mental Note To Have One If Ever The Occasion Presented Itsel