This Is The Sixth Book

If I Paid Ten Dollars For A Cigar, First I'd Make Love To It, Then I'd Smoke It.

Bridge Is A Game That Separates The Men From The Boys. It Also Separates Husbands And Wives.

Everyday Happiness Means You Can't Wait To Come Home, Because The Soup Is Hot.

When I Wasn't Working, I Put The Blame Directly Where It Belonged - I Blamed My Agent. When I Didn't Have An Agent, I Spent Time Looking For A New Agent So I Would Have Somebody To Blame.

If You Ask What Is The Single Most Important Key To Longevity, I Would Have To Say It Is Avoiding Worry, Stress And Tension. And If You Didn't Ask Me, I'd Still Have To Say It.