Everyday Happiness Means You Can't

If I Had Taken My Doctor's Advice And Quit Smoking When He Advised Me To, I Wouldn't Have Lived To Go To His Funeral.

I Get Up Every Morning And Read The Obituary Column. If My Name's Not There, I Eat Breakfast.

Everyday Happiness Means You Can't Wait To Come Home, Because The Soup Is Hot.

When They Saw Me Walking Down The Street Smoking A Cigar, They'd Say, 'hey, That 14-year-old Kid May Be Going Places.' Of Course It's Also A Good Prop On The Stage ... When You Can't Think Of What You're Supposed To Say Next, You Can Puff On Your Cigar Until You Think Of Your Next Line.

Define Your Business Goals Clearly So That Others Can See Them As You Do.