This Is All So Exciting

There Will Always Be A Battle Between The Sexes Because Men And Women Want Different Things. Men Want Women And Women Want Men.

I Don't Care What You Do For A Living. If You Love It, You Are A Success.

Bridge Is A Game That Separates The Men From The Boys. It Also Separates Husbands And Wives.

When Asked In His Late 90s If His Doctor Knew He Still Smoked, Burns Said, 'no ... He's Dead.'

I Use The Cigar For Timing Purposes. If I Tell A Joke, I Smoke As Long As They Laugh And When They Stop Laughing I Take The Cigar Out Of My Mouth And Start My Next Joke.