They Say It's Lonely At

Specifically In Stand-up, I Love Jokes. I Love Short, Structured Ideas And A Punchline.

Never Forget Where You Came From. That's What I Think When I Walk Into A Cave.

I Don't Usually Fly In First Class, But I Fart In First Class.

Brought To You By Raising Your Voice. The Next Best Thing To Being Right.

I'm Afraid Of Sharks - But Only In A Water Situation.