I Saw A Transvestite Wearing

Glitter Is The Herpes Of Craft Supplies.

I Don't Know If I'll Ever Be A Master At Anything, But I Think That's A Mistake For Me Personally. I Don't Know How Much It's About The Journey, But It's More About The Process.

I Think A Bad Place For A Fire Would Be The Factory Where They Make Those Trick Candles.

I Have An Air Mattress. It's Great Because If Someone Tries To Suffocate Me In Bed I Can Just Poke A Hole In It And Use It To Stay Alive.

Parades Are Man's Attempt To Make Traffic Exciting.