They'll Always Be An England,

My Secret For Staying Young Is Good Food, Plenty Of Rest, And A Makeup Man With A Spray Gun.

I Don't Know What People Have Against Government; They Haven't Done Anything.

The High Point Of The Act Is When He (uri Durov) Puts His Head Inside The Bear's Huge Jaws. I Wouldn't Even Try That With My Agent.

Middle Age Is When You Still Believe You'll Feel Better In The Morning.

I Like A President Who Tells Jokes Instead Of Appointing Them.