There Was No Need To

A Cigar Makers Organization Once Said That I Was The Most Famous Cigar Smoker In The World. I Dont Know If Thats True, But Once While Visiting Havana, I Went To A Cigar Factory. There Were Four Hundred People There Rolling Cigars, And When They Saw Me, They All Stood Up And Applauded.

I Think That The Peeps Or Peppies Or Pipes Diaries Would Be Much More Popular Had There Been A Universal Pronuncation Of His Name.

I Never Go To Movies Where The Hero's Tits Are Bigger Than The Heroine's.

You Can Leave In A Huff. Or You Can Leave In A Minute And A Huff.

A Woman Is An Occasional Pleasure But A Cigar Is Always A Smoke.