Love Flies Out The Door

Given The Choice Between A Woman And A Cigar, I Will Always Choose The Cigar.

There's One Thing I Always Wanted To Do Before I Quit... Retire!

Why Don't You Bore A Hole In Yourself And Let The Sap Run Out?

Do You Suppose I Could Buy Back My Introduction To You?

You Bet I'm Shy. I'm A Shyster Lawyer.