There's Another Advantage To Being

Laugh, And The World Laughs With You. Weep, An' It Keeps On Laughin'.

Knowin' All About Baseball Is Just About As Profitable As Bein' A Good Whittler.

Of All The Unbearable Nuisances, The Ignoramus That Has Traveled Is The Worst.

Executive: A Man Who Makes Quick Decisions And Is Sometimes Right.

As To Those Who Hoard Gold And Silver And Spend It Not In God's Path, Give Them, Then, The Tidings Of A Painful Agony: On A Day When These Things Shall Be Heated In Hell-fire, And Their Foreheads, And Their Sides, And Their Backs Shall Be Branded Therewith.