There Never Was A Man

What's Scary In Life Is Not What People Know (or Don't Know), But What They Know That Ain't So.

I Don't Generally Like Running. I Believe In Training By Rising Gently Up And Down From The Bench.

You Gotta Keep The Ball Off The Fat Part Of The Bat.

I Never Threw An Illegal Pitch. The Trouble Is, Once In A While I Toss One That Ain't Never Been Seen By This Generation.

Not To Be Cheered By Praise, Not To Be Grieved By Blame, But To Know Thoroughly One's Own Virtues Or Powers Are The Characteristics Of An Excellent Man.