There Never Was A Man

If You Tell A Lie, Always Rehearse It. If It Don't Sound Good To You, It Won't Sound Good To Anybody.

I've Said It Once And I'll Say It A A Hundred Times, I'm Forty-four Years Old.

If Your Stomach Disputes You, Lie Down And Pacify It With Cool Thoughts.

Don't Eat Fried Food, It Angries Up The Blood.

I Use My Single Windup, My Double Windup, My Triple Windup, My Hesitation Windup, My No Windup. I Also Use My Step-n-pitch-it, My Submariner, My Sidearmer And My Bat Dodger. Man's Got To Do What He's Got To Do.