There Never Was A Man

I Don't Know How Old I Am Because A Goat Ate The Bible That Had My Birth Certificate In It. The Goat Lived To Be Twenty-seven.

I Don't Generally Like Running. I Believe In Training By Rising Gently Up And Down From The Bench.

Just Take The Ball And Throw It Where You Want To. Throw Strikes. Home Plate Don't Move.

If You Tell A Lie, Always Rehearse It. If It Don't Sound Good To You, It Won't Sound Good To Anybody.

Throw Strikes. Home Plate Don't Move.