There Is Only What Is

I'm Not A Comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce.

I Tried The Religion Scam In Miami, So I Know How Hard That Gig Is. But, If You Can Get It To Work, Starting Your Own Religion Is A License To Print Money.

The Thing With Catholicism, The Same As All Religions, Is That It Teaches What Should Be, Which Seems Rather Incorrect. This Is What Should Be. Now, If You're Taught To Live Up To A What Should Be That Never Existed - Only An Occult Superstition, No Proof Of This Should Be - Then You Can Sit On A Jury And Indict Easily, You Can Cast The First Stone, You Can Burn Adolf Eichmann, Like That!

If You Can Take The Hot Lead Enema, Then You Can Cast The First Stone.

You Are A White. The Imperial Wizard. Now, If You Don't Think This Is Logic You Can Burn Me On The Fiery Cross. This Is The Logic: You Have The Choice Of Spending Fifteen Years Married To A Woman, A Black Woman Or A White Woman. Fifteen Years Kissing And Hugging And Sleeping Real Close On Hot Nights. With A Black, Black Woman Or A White, White Woman. The White Woman Is Kate Smith. And The Black Woman Is Lena Horne. So You're Not Concerned With Black Or White Anymore, Are You? You Are Concerned With How Cute Or How Pretty. Then Let's Really Get Basic And Persecute Ugly People!