I've Talked To Biblical Cats,

Marijuana Will Be Legal Some Day, Because The Many Law Students Who Now Smoke Pot Will Someday Become Congressmen And Legalize It In Order To Protect Themselves.

Satire Is Tragedy Plus Time.

The Reason I'm In This Business, I Assume All Performers Are -- It's Look At Me, Ma! It's Acceptance, You Know -- Look At Me, Ma, Look At Me, Ma, Look At Me, Ma. And If Your Mother Watches, You'll Show Off Till You're Exhausted; But If Your Mother Goes, Ptshew!

I Credit The Motion Picture Industry As The Strongest Environmental Factor In Molding The Children Of My Day.

The Liberals Can Understand Everything But People Who Don't Understand Them.