There Is No Such Thing

I See Myself Rather Like An Old Discarded Dishrag.

Most People Keep Their Brains Between Their Legs.

I Used To Dream, And I Used To Vow; I Wouldn't Dream Of It Now.

Letting Cats And Dogs Have Litters Is Tantamount To Shooting Shelter Animals In The Head Since It Kills Their Chances Of Adoption. Please Do The Right Thing And Spay Or Neuter Your Animals.

God, Come Down, If You're Really There - Well, You're The One Who Claims To Care!