I See Myself Rather Like

The Rhino Is Now More Or Less Extinct, And It's Not Because Of Global Warming Or Shrinking Habitats. It's Because Of Beyonce's Handbags.

I Would Never, Ever Do Anything As Vulgar As Having Fun.

It May All End Tomorrow, Or It Could Go On Forever (in Which Case I'm Doomed).

The Monarchy Is Foremost A Business, And It's Important To Them That The British Public Continue To Finance The Excessive Luxurious Lifestyles Of The Now Quite Enormous, Wasteful And Useless 'royal' Family.

I Don't Iron Anything. Never Have And Never Will.