Jesus Made Me, So He

Each Year Of Life Brings Us Nearer To Our Decline, But I Will Continue To Seek A Listener Until I'm Dead In A Ditch.

Even With The Recent Story About The Nurse Killing Herself In King Edward Hospital, There's No Blame Placed On Kate Middleton, Who Was In The Hospital As Far As I Could See For Absolutely No Reason. She Feels No Shame About The Death Of This Woman, She's Saying Nothing About The Death Of This Poor Woman. The Arrogance Of The British Royals Is Staggering, Absolutely Staggering. And Why It's Allowed To Be I Really Don't Know... It Wasn't Because Of Two Djs In Australia That This Woman Took Her Own Life, It Was The Pressure Around Her.

There's So Much Destruction All Over The World - And All You Can Do Is Complain About Me!

The Rhino Is Now More Or Less Extinct, And It's Not Because Of Global Warming Or Shrinking Habitats. It's Because Of Beyonce's Handbags.

Life Is Very Long, When You're Lonely.