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If You Must Write Prose Or Poems, The Words You Use Should Be Your Own. Don't Plagiarize Or Take 'on Loan'. There's Always Someone, Somewhere, With A Big Nose, Who Knows, Who'll Trip You Up And Laugh When You Fall.

I Lie A Lot - It's Really Useful.

Satan Rejected My Soul; As Low As He Goes, He Never Quite Goes This Low.

You Made Me Feel Less Alone; You Made Me Feel Not Quite So Deformed, Uninformed And Hunchbacked.

War, I Thought, Was The Most Negative Aspect Of Male Heterosexuality. If More Men Were Homosexual, There Would Be No Wars, Because Homosexual Men Would Never Kill Other Men, Whereas Heterosexual Men Love Killing Other Men.