God, Come Down, If You're

Unfortunately, I Am Not Homosexual... In Technical Fact, I Am Humasexual. I Am Attracted To Humans. But, Of Course, Not Many.

Age Shouldn't Affect You. It's Just Like The Size Of Your Shoes - They Don't Determine How You Live Your Life! You're Either Marvellous Or You're Boring, Regardless Of Your Age.

The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get; You're Wasting Your Time.

It Could Be Construed That The Reason I Wouldn't Wish To Live In England Is The Immigration Explosion. And That's Not True At All.

I've Been Dreaming Of A Time When The English Are Sick To Death Of Labour And Tories And Spit Upon The Name Oliver Cromwell And Denounce This Royal Line That Still Salutes Him And Will Salute Him Forever.