There Is A Thin Line

My Idea Of Housework Is To Sweep The Room With A Glance.

Do I Have To Use My Own Money?

One Thing They Never Tell You About Child Raising Is That For The Rest Of Your Life, At The Drop Of A Hat, You Are Expected To Know Your Child's Name And How Old He Or She Is.

[on Her Father's Death:] I Didn't Know His Leaving Would Hurt So Much.

Early In My Life I Had Made A Pact With Myself. I Would Never Eat Anything That Moved When I Cooked It, Excited The Dog, Or Inflated Upon Impact With My Teeth.