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It Takes An Uncommon Amount Of Guts To Put Your Dreams On The Line.

Some Of The Best Fiction Writers Got Their Start Writing Airline Menus.

You Hear A Lot Of Dialogue On The Death Of The American Family. Families Aren't Dying. They're Merging Into Big Conglomerates.

If God Had Meant Us To Walk Around Naked, He Would Never Have Invented The Wicker Chair.