[on Her Father's Death:] I

I Didn't Fight My Way To The Top Of The Food Chain To Be A Vegetarian.

A Grandparent Will Accept Your Calls From Anywhere, Collect.

I Got To Thinking One Day About All Those Women On The Titanic Who Passed Up Dessert At Dinner That Fateful Night.

It Is Not Until You Become A Mother That Your Judgment Slowly Turns To Compassion And Understanding.

When Humor Go's, There Go's Civilization.