There Have Only Been Two

My Progress Reminded Me Of The Horses In The Whip. They Raced At The Limit Of Their Speed Directly Toward The Audience. But They Raced On A Treadmill Which Canceled Out Their Progress.

Whatever You Have Read I Have Said Is Almost Certainly Untrue, Except If It Is Funny, In Which Case I Definitely Said It.

Nobody Can Be Exactly Like Me. Sometimes Even I Have Trouble Doing It.

In My Lifetime I've Been To Bed With Men, Women, And Odd Pieces Of Furniture.

They Aren't Making Mirrors Like They Use To.