There Aren't Really Any Actual

Jesse Jackson And Al Not-so-sharpton Would Be Lisping Their Ebonic Mumbo-jumbo That The Policy And The President Are Racist And Bigoted.

My Memory Bank Has Overflowed Out Of Control Forever. I'm Surprised My Smile Hasn't Killed Me Yet. I Have Lived An Indescribable Joyful, Adventurous, Musical Dream Life And It Just Gets Better Every Year.

It Was Psychobabbler Abraham Maslow Who Wrote Of The Phenomena Of Self-actualization. What Maslow Failed To Grasp Is That Reaching True Self-actualization Can Only Be Ultimately Achieved When You Have Your Own Brand Of Ammunition.

I Have Busted More Hippies' Noses Than All The Narcs In The Free World.

I Have Undeniable Evidence That Many Have Awakened As A Result Of My Raising Hell. Raising Hell Is So American Rock-and-roll. And Of Course Even Soulless Wimps Love Killer Music And My Incredible Guitar Tone.