Jesse Jackson And Al Not-so-sharpton

I Ceased Cleansing My Body. Two Weeks Before The Test I Stopped Eating Food With Nutritional Value. A Week Before, I Stopped Going To The Bathroom. I Did It In My Pants. My Pants Got Crusted Up.

Fortunately, As It Pertains To Guns, My Dad And Uncle Introduced Me To Guns The Way It Needs To Be Done: Smart, Slow And Safe.

I So Wreak Of Logic And Commonsense That It Is Obviously Very Refreshing In This World Of Otherwise Soulless Politically Correct Denial And Dishonesty. God Knows America Would Be The Greatest Again If She Operated Like The Nugent Family. No Takers, No Whiners, No Gangsters, No Dopers, No Drunks, No Criminals, No Bloodsuckers, No Excuse Makers, No Crybabies, No Punks, No Obama Supporters. My Entire Team Are Dedicated To Be The Absolute Best That We Can Be And As Productive As Humanly Possible. Wouldn't That Be Great If All Of America Were Like That.

I Have Undeniable Evidence That Many Have Awakened As A Result Of My Raising Hell. Raising Hell Is So American Rock-and-roll. And Of Course Even Soulless Wimps Love Killer Music And My Incredible Guitar Tone.

Look What Venison Does To A Goofy Guitar Player From Detroit? I'm Going To Be 54 This Year And If I Had Any More Energy I'd Scare You.