My Memory Bank Has Overflowed

I Was A Walking, Talking Hunk Of Human Poop.

I Like Dave Grohl, I Guess He's A Little Newer. It Makes You Shake, It's Uppity And Spirited.

Well, On That Day I Ceased Cleansing My Body. No More Brushing My Teeth, No More Washing My Hair, No Baths, No Soap, No Water. Thirty Days Of Debris Build. I Stopped Shavin’ And I Was 18, Had A Little Scraggly Beard, Really Looked Like A Hippie…then Two Weeks Before, I Stopped Eating Any Food With Nutritional Value…then A Week Before, I Stopped Going To The Bathroom. I Did It In My Pants. Poop, Piss The Whole Shot. My Pants Got Crusted Up.

The Greatest Philosopher Of All Time Was Dirty Harry. And If You Remember, Dirty Harry Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth: "a Good Man Needs To Know His Limitations."

If The American Public Were Accurately Polled, I Suspect The Results Would Find Bonnie & Clyde, Bill Clinton, Ponzi Scheme Scamster Bernie Madoff, And The Infamous Wily Coyoteto Be Believed To Be More Honest And Trustworthy Than Hillary Clinton.