There Are Some People Who

Weight Watchers Says Nothing Tastes Better Than Thin Feels. I Can Think Of A Thousand Things That Taste Better Than Thin Feels.

I Kind Of Consider Myself... I Mean, I Try To Have My Comedy Be Accessible, And If People Are Paying $30 To See Me In A Theater And They Want To Have Their Picture Taken With Me, It's Not The End Of The World. It's One Of Those Things, Where I'm Not The Only Comic Who Does It. A Lot Of Comics Do It. If I'm Doing A 4,000-seat Venue, It Might Be A Little Bit Of A Different Task, But It's All Good.

Bacon Bits Are Like The Fairy Dust Of The Food Community.

I Think That There's Part Of Me That Feels Like Maybe I Should Have Been More Social.

There's Something That's Really Fun About The Challenge Of Making The Mundane Funny, Too, I Think.