In Stand Up, You Get

I Don't Know If I'm The Husky Guy, But I'm The Sexy Guy Who's A Good Kisser .

My New Years Resolution? I Will Be Less Laz.

I'm A Comedian, Which Is The Opposite Of A Lifestyle That Equips You To Be A Parent.

My Wife And I, We Work Together. And We Wrote This Book, "dad Is Fat." And In The Book, I Was Encouraged Constantly By My Editor To Be More Personal And Talk About More Personal Experiences.

This City Has So Many Beautiful Women. I Fall In Love Like Every Ten Minutes, I'm Sitting On The Subway, I'm Like, "there's My Wife... There She Is - Oh, She's Getting Off. All Right, There's The Woman - All Right, That's A Man."