There Are Just Certain Sounds,

You Can't Hang A Man For Shooting A Woman Who Was Trying To Steal His Horse.

If A Song Was Ever Good, It's Still Good.

There Are Only So Many Notes So There Must Be Only So Many Melodies.

Well The Country Songs Themselves Are Three-chord Stories, Ballads Which Are Mostly Sad. If You Are Already Feeling Sorry For Yourself When You Listen To Them They Will Take You To An Even Sadder Place.

Inside Every Cowboy There's A Lady Who'd Love To Slip Out.