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I've Known Straight And Gay People All My Life. I Can't Tell The Difference... But I'd Never Marry A Guy I Didn't Like.

I Have More Dumb Luck Thank Anybody I Know. There Must Be A Convey Of Guardian Angels Working Twenty-four Hours A Day Looking After Me[...] Like The Night I First Got To Nashville That I Laid Down In The Middle Of Broadway, Waiting To Get Run Over. It Didn't Happen [...] I Could Swear They Were Keeping Me Alive Just To See What I'd Get Next, I'm Glad They Feel That Way. I'm Trying To Help Them A Little More This Days.

Family Farmers Are Small Farmers Who Love The Land. They're Still Not Getting Enough Money For Their Product And Are Rapidly Losing Their Battle To Stay In Business. By Helping The American Family Farmer, We Will In Turn Help Ourselves Out Of The Economic Hole That We Find Ourselves In Today. It Doesn't Really Matter How We Got Here; The Point Is, We Have To Dig Our Way Out.

There's A Freedom You Begin To Feel The Closer You Get To Austin, Texas.

Let The Jerks Of The World Serve As The Perfect Example Of What You Don't Want To Be. You'll Be A Heck Of A Lot Happier, And In The Long Run, There's A Chance That Other Person At Work Will End Up Asking What Your Secret Is. Why Are You The Happy One? In Other Words, Don't Let Your Thoughts Think You. Besides, If You're Really Gonna Get Pissed, Don't Waste It On Your Family, Friends, Or Coworkers, Save It For Something That Really Matters.