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Trust Ivrybody-but Cut Th' Cards.

Opportunity Knocks At Every Man's Door Once. On Some Men's Door It Hammers Till It Breaks Down The Door And Then It Goes In And Wakes Him Up If He's Asleep, And Ever Afterward It Works For Him As A Night Watchman.

I Care Not Who Makes Th' Laws Iv A Nation, If I Can Get Out An Injunction.

A Man's Idea In A Game Of Cards Is War, Cruel, Devastating, And Pitiless. A Lady's Idea Of It Is A Combination Of Larceny, Embezzlement And Burglary.

A Rayformer Thinks He Was Ilicted Because He Was A Rayformer, Whin Th Thruth Iv Th Matther Is He Was Ilicted Because No Wan Knew Him.