I Care Not Who Makes

Most Vegetarians Look So Much Like The Food They Eat That They Can Be Classified As Cannibals.

The Wise People Are In New York Because The Foolish Went There First, That's The Way The Wise Men Make A Living.

The American Nation In The Sixth Ward Is A Fine People; They Love The Eagle - On The Back Of A Dollar.

A Man That'd Expict To Thrain Lobsters To Fly In A Year Is Called A Loonytic; But A Man That Thinks Men Can Be Tur-rned Into Angels By An Iliction Is Called A Rayformer An' Remains At Large.

Even An Englishman Was Niver Improved By Bein' Blown Up.