The Wise People Are In

The Only Good Husbands Stay Bachelors: They're Too Considerate To Get Married.

It Must Be A Good Thing To Be Good Or Ivrybody Wudden't Be Pretendin' He Was.

The Last Man That Makes A Joke Owns It.

Many A Man That Could Rule A Hundherd Millyon Sthrangers With An Ir'n Hand Is Careful To Take Off His Shoes In The Front Hallway Whin He Comes Home Late At Night.

You Can Lade A Man Up To Th' University, But Ye Can't Make Him Think.