The Last Man That Makes

Viceis A Creature Of Such Heejous Mienthat Th' More Ye See It Th' Betther Ye Like It.

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To Most People A Savage Nation Is Wan That Doesn't Wear Oncomf'rtable Clothes.

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The Last Man That Makes A Joke Owns It.