The Last Man That Makes

A Mormon Is A Man That Has The Bad Taste And The Religion To Do What A Good Many Other People Are Restrained From Doing By Conscientious Scruples And The Police.

Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards.

A Lie With A Purpose Is One Of The Worst Kind, And The Most Profitable

Swearing Was Invented As A Compromise Between Running Away And Fighting.

A Fanatic Is A Man That Does What He Thinks The Lord Would Do If He Knew The Facts Of The Case.