Trust Ivrybody-but Cut Th' Cards.

It Must Be A Good Thing To Be Good Or Ivrybody Wudden't Be Pretendin' He Was.

It Is More Comfortable To Feel That We Are A Slight Improvement On A Monkey Than Such A Fallin' Off From The Angels.

Many A Man That Could Rule A Hundherd Millyon Sthrangers With An Ir'n Hand Is Careful To Take Off His Shoes In The Front Hallway Whin He Comes Home Late At Night.

Alcohol Is Necessary For A Man So That He Can Have A Good Opinion Of Himself, Undisturbed By The Facts.

The Wise People Are In New York Because The Foolish Went There First, That's The Way The Wise Men Make A Living.