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I Haven't Been Hit Since Leon Spinks Hit Me In '92.

I Would Start A Revolution, But I Just Bought A Hammock.

I Once Walked In On My Grandparents Making Love...and That's Why I Don't Eat Raisins.

You Know You Have A Drinking Problem When The Bartender Knows Your Name -- And You've Never Been To That Bar Before.

I'm Terrible About People Wanting To Take Pictures With Me. I'm A Giant Baby About It. They Treat You Like A Cartoon. There's Nothing You Can Do Except Make Light Of It.