I'm An American So Its

I Have A Lot Of Growing Up To Do. I Realized That The Other Day Inside My Fort.

I Would Start A Revolution, But I Just Bought A Hammock.

I Do Not Have A Helmet. But This Is A Wig, So It's A Little Protective.

I Have A 60-acre Farm In North Carolina, And I Have A Tractor And A Farmhouse. As Soon As I Groom The Land, I Want To Put Cabins Around And Have A Place Where People Can Write And Hang Out. It'll Be Either That Or An All-black Nudist Colony.

You Know How Some People Have Gay-dar? I Have Fat-dar. I Can Automatically Tell If You're Fat Or Not. And I Also Have Cerebral-palsy-dar.