I Would Have Changed My

Element Of Surprise Is Really Fun For Me In Comedy. I Have To Be Surprised, And Everything's Been Done.

The Word Abbreviation Sure Is Long For What It Means.

Actually, I Used To Be A Busboy In A Strip Joint In New York And So I Hate Strip Joints. I'm Not That Kind Of Person.

My Forte Is Awkwardness.

Reciting Lines Is Hard; Making Stuff Up Is Much, Much Easier.