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American Society Loves To Prop People Up And Then Take Them Down.

I Do Whatever Comes My Way. But I Get Burned Out On Stage. It's A Lonely World. I Think Part Of The Romanticism About Being On The Road Is You Get To Meet A Lot Of - My Mom Once Told Me, "you've Probably Got A Woman At Every Port." Like I'm A Pirate. Obviously She Doesn't Know Her Son That Well.

I Dream Of Moving To India, Or Pakistan, And Becoming A Cabdriver.

You Know You Have A Drinking Problem When The Bartender Knows Your Name -- And You've Never Been To That Bar Before.

I Think Those Neighborhood Signs That Say 'slow Children Playing' Are Mean.