The 'what Should Be' Never

There Are Never Enough I Love You's.

I'm Sure That Half The Buzz From Smoking Grass Was The Fact That It Was So Illegal.

Even If You Are Catholic, If You Live In New York You're Jewish. If You Live In Butte, Montana, You Are Going To Be Goyish Even If You Are Jewish.

The Role Of A Comedian Is To Make The Audience Laugh, At A Minimum Of Once Every Fifteen Seconds.

If Something About The Human Body Disgusts You, The Fault Lies With The Manufacturer.