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The Morning Paper Is Just As Necessary For An American As Dew Is To The Grass.

If You Ever Find Happiness By Hunting For It, You Will Find It, As The Old Woman Did Her Lost Spectacles, Safe On Her Own Nose All The Time.

One Of The Greatest Victories You Can Gain Over Someone Is To Beat Him At Politeness.

There Are People So Addicted To Exaggeration That They Actually Can't Tell The Truth Without Lying.

Vanity Is A Strange Passion; Rather Than Be Out Of A Job It Will Brag Of Its Vices.