Vanity Is A Strange Passion;

The Best Time For You To Hold Your Tongue Is The Time You Feel You Must Say Something Or Bust.

It's Not Only The Most Difficult Thing To Know One's Self, But The Most Inconvenient.

Most People When They Come To You For Advice, Come To Have Their Own Opinions Strengthened, Not Corrected.

It Is A Very Delicate Job To Forgive A Man, Without Lowering Him In His Own Estimation, And Yours Too.

Newfoundland Dogs Are Good To Save Children From Drowning, But You Must Have A Pond Of Water Handy And A Child, Or Else There Will Be No Profit In Boarding A Newfoundland.