Vanity Is A Strange Passion;

Peace Is The Soft And Holy Shadow That Virtue Casts.

Man Isn't A Fool For His Ignorance, But Rather For Believing Things That Are Wrong.

The Quickest Way To Take The Starch Out Of Someone Who Is Always Blaming Himself Is To Agree With Him.

Love Looks Through A Telescope; Envy, Through A Microscope.

Pyrotechnically Considered, [laughing] Is The Fire-works Of The Soul.