Man Isn't A Fool For

One Of The Best Temporary Cures For Pride And Affectation Is Seasickness; A Man Who Wants To Vomit Never Puts On Airs.

Most People When They Come To You For Advice, Come To Have Their Own Opinions Strengthened, Not Corrected.

Menny Think Tha Luv Their Husbands Almost Tew Deth, When In Fack, Tha Are Only Jealous Ov Them.

A Wise Man Never Enjoys Himself So Much, Or A Fool So Little, As When He Is Alone.

Every Man Should Know Something Of Law; If He Knows Enough To Keep Out Of It, He Is A Pretty Good Lawyer.