A Man Cannot Learn To

Take All The Fools Out Of This World And There Wouldn't Be Any Fun Living In It, Or Profit.

Too Many Individuals Are Like Shakespeare's Definition Of "echo,"--babbling Gossips Of The Air.

Adversity Has The Same Effect On A Man That Severe Training Has On The Pugilist: It Reduces Him To His Fighting Weight.

Society Is Composed Of Slow Christians And Wide-awake Sinners.

A Dog Is The Only Thing On Earth That Loves You More Than You Love Yourself.