The Morning Paper Is Just

He Whom Prosperity Humbles, And Adversity Strengthens, Is The True Hero.

Vanity Is A Strange Passion; Rather Than Be Out Of A Job It Will Brag Of Its Vices.

The Best Medicine I Know For Rheumatism Is To Thank The Lord That It Ain't Gout.

Waves Are Inspiring Not Because They Rise And Fail, But Because Each Time They Fall. They Never Fail To Rise Again.

It Ain't No Disgrace For A Man To Fall, But To Lie There And Grunt Is.