The Morning Paper Is Just

Thrice Is He Armed That Hath His Quarrel Just, But Four Times He Who Gets His Blow In Fust

There Is No Revenge So Complete As Forgiveness.

If A Man Is Right, He Can't Be Too Radical; If He Is Wrong, He Can't Be Too Conservative.

Early Genius, Like Early Cabbage, Does Not Head Well.

The Quickest Way To Take The Starch Out Of Someone Who Is Always Blaming Himself Is To Agree With Him.